Take heed…before undertaking a 13 miler along the canal, make sure you have all your jabs up to date because, disaster, I appear to have caught the pox! My friend thinks it’s mosquito bites but I fear it’s worse than that and I may not have long of this world. When the time comes I wish for my body to be dumped in the nearest field and eaten by scavenging animals. In the event there are a shortage of vultures, I’m more than happy to go through the digestive system of a variety of corvids. My epic walk plans were short lived but it’s been fun. Farewell….
…is the pox supposed to itch this much?!